Boris Shaftoe’s all at sea Silver shekels promised me; Red wall bribed for all to see Now watch Boris shaft ’em! --- CHORUS: Boris Shaftoe’s far from fair, Lies behind his yellow hair, Corona-land for ever mair, Bloody Boris Shaftoe! --- Boris Shaftoe’s conscience’s slim, Shame about the rest of him; Population kept in trim, Virus spreading Shaftoe --- Boris Johnson’s far from fair, Lies behind his yellow hair, Corona-land for ever mair, Bloody Boris Shaftoe! --- Boris Shaftoe’s got a bairn, An’ wife to dangle on his arm; Breeding virus he will harm His ever-spreading family --- Boris Shaftoe’s far from fair, Lies behind his yellow hair, Corona-land for ever mair, Bloody Boris Shaftoe! --- Boris Shaftoe should look out, we’ve Herd th’ immunity secret’s out: All his children give a shout, Deadly Daddy Shaftoe! Lyrics by Kim Sanderson