Boris Shaftoe: a patriotic North East song

Photo from creative commons
 Boris Shaftoe’s all at sea
 Silver shekels promised me;
 Red wall bribed for all to see
 Now watch Boris shaft ’em!
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 CHORUS:
 Boris Shaftoe’s far from fair,
 Lies behind his yellow hair,
 Corona-land for ever mair,
 Bloody Boris Shaftoe!
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 Boris Shaftoe’s conscience’s slim,
 Shame about the rest of him;
 Population kept in trim,
 Virus spreading Shaftoe
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 Boris Johnson’s far from fair,
 Lies behind his yellow hair,
 Corona-land for ever mair,
 Bloody Boris Shaftoe!
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 Boris Shaftoe’s got a bairn,
 An’ wife to dangle on his arm;
 Breeding virus he will harm
 His ever-spreading family 
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 Boris Shaftoe’s far from fair,
 Lies behind his yellow hair,
 Corona-land for ever mair,
 Bloody Boris Shaftoe!
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 Boris Shaftoe should look out, we’ve
 Herd th’ immunity secret’s out:
 All his children give a shout,
 Deadly Daddy Shaftoe!
  
 Lyrics by Kim Sanderson 

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