Down In the wine cellars beneath the corridors of power they're rebooting Machiavelli in his lowest hour. Washing grubby fat hands ever so humbly, hoovering up the coke while children go hungry. The photo-op party greedily on the make, lighting foodbank birthday candles where they can't afford a cake. When you've clearly forgotten what a conscience is for, you carve yourself the biggest slice and await a bloody good war. Harry Gallagher