A display of patriotism has been on show this week.The venues for this show were not arranged by an entertainment company, but rather by word of mouth and on social media.
The events in Hartlepool, Southport, Middlesbrough, Sunderland, and London etc, were so successful and beautifully choreographed that an extended run has been agreed.
The organisers have decided to take their celebration of patriotism and British values to numerous new venues around the country.
Like all great live shows there will be an element of improvisation but the majority of the show will be a performance of their greatest hits.
All participants are superior beings, their tattoos are definitely spelled correctly.
Tattoos must include Union Jack or George Cross, preferably with a bulldog holding a swastika.
Alcohol encouraged…bottles will be needed once empty.
Recent set list
- Racist and Islamophobic chanting
- Bricks and bottles thrown
- Hand to hand combat (they hope)
- Pyrotechnics throughout, courtesy of Molotov
- Blood spilt
- Bones broken
- Property damaged
- Locals terrified
- Muslims and ethnic minorities among the casualties
- Police injured
- Arrests made
All in all it will be a great day out. If lucky, there will be time for a spot of looting. Afterwards, down the pub to get wasted. A cheeky doner kebab or a curry to finish off a great day.
Next day, watch the news, see if you are on telly…
Then celebrate that you have been able to show the world and those foreigners what being British is all about.
Nothing says Britishness more than this.
Doesn’t it make you proud?
