I've had a spiffing idea -
What could be grander
Than packing the government
Off to Rwanda?
Just picture the scene:
"Er....de Pfeffel, Alexander...?"
And when the fat rascal answers...
"Off to Rwanda!"
Dominic Raab,
Bully and slanderer,
"Just step aboard sir..."
Off to Rwanda!
Suella and Priti,
With your vile propaganda,
Still with us? Pity.
Off to Rwanda!
Still poisoning our rivers?
Thanks for your candour,
This way Ms Coffey.
Off to Rwanda!
Rees-Mogg with the warmth
Of a river salamander,
Out from under that rock -
Off to Rwanda!
All off together
To some pampered verandah
But as they slake their thirst
Check their pockets first.
Not one more filthy backhander -
Off to Rwanda!
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Poet, singer, songwriter, actor - there's no beginning to my talents. Working constantly and live blissfully on the North East coast
I’m a poet based in the North East of England and my poems have been published all over the place.