Those on working credits
must be deadhead shirkers.
Only working 15 hours,
lazy gits, do more!
Stop moaning about child care costs,
get a nanny, use your Gran,
plan night shifts, work from home.
A zero hours contract makes
life flexible, you know.
How do you expect us
to pay for corporate tax cuts?
There is no magic money tree to raid.
Here's a tip, become a banker,
get a bonused situation
and be proud that you're no longer
a useless drain upon the nation.
Gerda Pickin
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