‘Sweetheart’, he called me. Clicked his fingers like the snap of something deep inside my head. And when I got to his side, he asided, Alright darlin’? Smiling slyly at his mates who looked a bit shamefaced. And he ordered his drinks with his practised leer and dangled a note to pay for his beer. But when I leant in to take it he pulled it away so I had to lean across, saw him wink at his mates and that’s when the drink went straight in his face. Take it out of my wages while I practice my Zen. Sorry, not sorry and I’d do it again. Harry Gallagher