You waffled, denied Then blatantly lied. Before being slapped by the met. At long last you came To face the shame Of the government's lowest day yet. Hangdog expression You answered each question By mumbling and looking contrite Lots of fake “sorry"s- But even Ms Dorries Wouldn't be fooled by that sh*te. Then came the deadline For making the headlines On yesterday's evening news. Then you changed- what a con! All pretence was gone When you smirked through today's PMQs. Even after being fined You refuse to resign But don't you for one moment doubt That there's anyone Who does not want you gone The nation speaks: #JohnsonOut! Jan Clarke